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It is better known as a single by American singer Cyndi Lauper , whose version was released in It has been covered , either as a studio recording or in a live performance, by over 30 other artists. The single was Lauper's breakthrough hit, reaching number two on the US Billboard Hot chart and becoming a worldwide hit throughout late and early